She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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