I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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