marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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