Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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