She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
did i walk over a car last night?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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