I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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