So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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