Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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