And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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