): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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