Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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