You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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