Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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