I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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