i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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