He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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