I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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