I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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