they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.