yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.