they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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