Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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