I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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