her vagine was all disorganized.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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