I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
as a side note pls kill me
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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