Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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