do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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