dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
