I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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