I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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