My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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