He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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