Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
honey bunches of taint.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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