Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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