he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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