I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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