I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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