How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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