New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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its like you know when i get waxed
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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