I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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