i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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