I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize