Do you still have your period?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Im part way to drunk.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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