I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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