what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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