why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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