So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
