dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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