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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent

(860): View more from Connecticut

fuckk wrong person

(1-860): View more from Connecticut

.. who was that for? a girlscout?

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(831): View more from California

'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

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Anal.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers

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(914): View more from New York

He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name

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(647): View more from Ontario

Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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(904): View more from Florida

...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I forget how to act sober

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