Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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