Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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