I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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