I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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