I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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