And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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