I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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