fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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